Tonight's Twins game, abridged version:

Carlos Silva: Ouch, it's kinda hot out here. (note: I never doubted you, Carlos. JK BFF)

Cuddy: The first time always feels so right

Juan Rincon: Okay well I think I'm just going to come out here and pitch OH NOOOOOOOO!

Joe Nathan: le sigh

Carl Crawford: (runs to third, gets lead runner thrown out) Oh no! (runs back to second, gets self thrown out) Oh no! (cries)

Torii Hunter: Your shame is funny to me.

Morneau: No one said I had to work overtime this week! Oh fuck this.

Fin