Nick Saban: Douchebag

Watching Alabama lose to Florida State, I realize that I hate Nick Saban more than anyone else in sports. I believe this is a valid viewpoint. Why? Who cares? He sucks. He's the worst. Look at his track record:

- Wins National Championship, a truly remarkable feat.

- Goes to Miami Dolphins, a possible savior for a team much maligned with Fiedlers and Wannstedts.

- Famous for making a rookie cry during training camp.

- Forced to choose between a Running QB coming off a knee injury or a Pocket QB coming off a shoulder injury. In hindsight, he made the wrong decision.

- Somehow never learns that as a coach in the NFL you're not going to be loved unconditionally.

- Reassures everyone constantly that he will not leave Miami.

- Leaves Miami, instantly embraced by Alabama fan base that wouldn't care if Hitler was their coach as long as they won football games. Roll Tide

- Causes students to transfer because he's an asshole

- Looks like a smug fucker



How's anyone worse than him? He's a mercenary, he doesn't care about any of his fan bases, he doesn't care about his players, and he's a cash-grubbing douchebag. Sorry, this isn't an example of great journalism, I just really really hate this bastard.