I haven't been able to pay close attention to the sports world the past few weeks, what with finals and the end of the semester. However, this seems to be the gist of what's going on:
Dirk: Done.
Yankess: Hilarious.
Justin Verlander: Smoked.
Barry Bonds: Tapdancing all over history.
Sammy Sosa: Hitting homers and nothing else (which is bad for a designated hitter, apparently)
Brady Quinn: Aww.
Brady Quinn's girlfriend: Mmmmmhmmmm
Raiders: Got rid of a headcase. For their trouble, got another headcase.
Browns: There's a plane crash in your future.
Vikings: Cautiously optimistic.
Bills: Ya know, if you had just kept Mcgahee, you could have used that first pick on something else. You know, just saying.
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